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yes, a few days ago I was wandering through FMAplanet when I noticed with pleasure a new exemption: Chuck and FMA! XD
carry a few sentences from the site because they are too good XD

:. The humunculus looked bad Chuck Norris once. A.
:. Envy can not seem to turn into Chuck Norris.
:. The auto-mail Ed were made with steel un'utturazione al dente Chuck Norris!
:. If only Chuck Norris would could transmute the world in a rotating football to give to the universe!
:. Edward Elric is actually the secret son of Chuck Norris ... Why? He inherited from his father's iron fist and his deadly kick rotating steel!
:. Chuck Norris's blood crystallized becomes a philosopher's stone! And 'why are so rare! Have you ever seen Chuck Norris losing blood?
:. Chuck Norris does not use the "alchemical circle" but "football rotating alchemical"!
:. Chuck Norris can transmute living things with just a threat: either do this themselves or rotating force of kicks!
:. The Philosopher's Stone is really a nose boogers Chuck Norris.
:. If Chuck Norris possessed alchemy ... no not want to think about! XD
:. Alphonse has retreated into the frame for fear of Chuck Norris. (Porino ç_ç)
:. Edward lost an arm and a leg playing strip poker in accordance with the rules of Chuck Norris.
:. When Hughes met Chuck Norris threw the photo of her daughter and replaced it with his own.
:. Chuck Norris does not need to alchemical circles, just fixed what it wants to transmute alchemy with glare because it is active alone.
:. Chuck Norris drinks the water red.
:. Chuck Norris has the muscles to Armstrong has carved them .... kicked rotors.
:. When Chuck Norris has worked to perfection a human transmutation. The resurrected embraced him and asked him how he managed to revive a person through the alchemy without letting it become a homunculus. Chuck Norris killed him with a rotating football because you do not have to ask questions to Chuck Norris.
:. When Roy tried to kill Chuck Norris. The explosions have hit the target instead of the colonel why they prefer to break the laws of alchemy that challenging Chuck Norris.
:. Chuck Norris does not transmute clapping, but slamming your face against his rotating football.

and now back on classico XDDDD

- L'ultima volta che Chuck Norris ha gonfiato il materassino lo ha mandato all'ospedale.
-Se partrecipi ad una gara di 100 metri piani arbitrata da Chuck Norris, ti conviene arrivare primo o terzo. Il cronometro di Chuck Norris spacca il secondo.
-Un giorno Chuck Norris ha erroneamente tentato di aprire la porta di casa con le chiavi del pick up. Si è avviato il palazzo.
-Chuck Norris ha frainteso una nota pubblicità della carta igienica. Adesso, dopo essere andato al bagno, si pulisce con dei piccoli cuccioli di labrador.
-Chuck Norris ha un nano a forma di iPod.
-Da bambino Chuck Norris ha montato una sopresa dell'ovetto Kinder ed è nata l'IKEA.
-Lo specchietto retrovisore the pickup of Chuck Norris than to reflect, he also draws conclusions.

ps. sorry if lately are not very present, a period that I have a little '* *... no cmq step every day for your lj and read everything there is {even if you see me, p}, sooner or Then come back to comment and even write a decent post, but for now I prefer to take a little 'break ^ ^;